Diddle-chan

(Q: How do you get a gay bloke to screw a chick?) Yes, I've had to modify the wording of that joke so that it's dA appropriate. Anyway, how is everybody? Good? Good. I know, I know. 'Is that ART!? Who are you and what have you done with Diddle-chan!?' Well, you see, she had a horrible accident one morning, it involved chainsaws and her forehead. But that's a whole OTHER story. I'd really just like to say that I'm happy to be back into some sort of grove, I hope all of you are too. I may just be uploading some old sketches and some relatively new sketches, but it's something right. And once the convention is over, I will be able to get up s

Speaking of, it's something I can't do to save my life, division. I just don't see the overall purpose of discovering how many watermelons Tracy has if she buys twenty and then divides them all by the square-route of 'who-gives-a-fuck?' And what the bloody crap on a cracker does she need twenty watermelons for anyway? (I could probably get a vaguely decent RPG for the same amount of money 'cause watermelons are expensive.) So anyway, I am completely amazed at how you all keep falling for the same thing over and over again. No, I did actually line those pictures, I just haven't gotten around to colouring them yet. I also drew some new stuff,

Hoping you lot can forgive my constant absence, even though I say I'm going to draw things for you. I mean even my sister has started uploading things again... I'm just lazy. So, let's talk about what has been going on in my life. I know you don't really care, but since I've been gone for so long, I figure you'd want some sort of excuse. I really was trying to get together with all my friends again over the past few months. Some of them I just want to see again because we haven't spoken in a while and others I need to talk to about cosplay and then there are just some other things I really want to discuss with them. I realise you're probably